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Doug's Birthday


It was on the morning of Doug's birthday when a special guest arrived. The guest was an Apache boy. He knocked on his door and he was let in.

Doug asked him "Who are you?"

The Apache boy answered with "I'm Yuma. A fan of yours, and I hear it's your birthday today."

"You heard correct."

"And I've got a great gift." Yuma pulled out of his pocket and peculiar-looking pistol. "Behold a zappy pistol, Aertimus Millennium series PT145."

Doug was simply amazed at it. He took it from Yuma's hand and asked him "How did you get this?"

"I made it myself. Let's just say I 'borrowed' the materials from a friend."

Doug scanned the gun. "This is simply too much." He pointed the gun at Yuma, who responded by immediately putting both hands in the air, and asked him "Do you mind if test it on you?"

He replied with "Why me man?"

"You're always saying how Native Americans aren't TGed enough. This will help the cause right?"

Yuma mouthed "Oh fuck me." Then he said "Well you see there's just one little problem with that and that is-" he attemped to grab the gun from Doug as he spoke "AHA," but all he got was half of the top. "Okay, he either knew I was coming or he always leaves out crap for thieves."

Doug looked a little mad. Yuma told him "Sorry about that, but look on the bright side, at least the gun didn't-" he noticed sparks started to come off it. Doug didn't say anything, he just gave Yuma an angry stare. He said "Yeah I know, this is all my fault." As the sparks grew bigger he said "Better hold on to your juevos," in the appropriate accent.

They were both zapped by the small blast, a white light enveloped them.

In Doug's place was a light brown-haired girl with long pigtails tied by two white ribbons. She also had: two smaller white ribbons in her hair, light brown eyes, a school uniform white in color with brown-greenish stripes that had a red ribbon striped with the same color as the shirt, the skirt was vanilla-like in color striped in the same color as the shirt and tie. On her legs were black stockings with a lace of a medium purple near the top and feminine shoes.

In Yuma's place was a dark brown-haired girl who had her hair tied in back by single red ribbon. She also had: dark brown eyes, and the same outfit as the girl in Doug's place, though it was made for more slightly higher height.

"Bet you can't wait for the party huh Dee?"

"Yeah, I'm too excited Lozen."

The dark-haired one, Lozen, noticed that half of the zappy pistol she intended to give to Dee, the light-haired one, was on the floor.

"So what are you going to give me?" Dee asked.

Lozen answered with "Oh it's something I know you'll love cousin."

"Thanks, you're the best." Dee headed to another part of the house.

Lozen grabbed what was on the floor. "Must not of assembled this thing right," she said. She spent the rest of the day that was before Dee's party to fix it.

When the party came Lozen gave her gift to Dee. She tested it out on one boy who volunteered and it worked perfectly. Turns out it wasn't assembly properly before. To sum up that whole party: it was great.
My b-day gift to :iconhalfpint51: might not be too great but I didn't promise it would be. And why cousins, because sisters is just too predictable. Aertimus come from Aertima [link] and Taurus, it resembles the Taurus Millennium series PT145 [link]

Dee because Doug means black stream and Dee means dark water.

:XD: It's true I do say about how Native Americans aren't tged enough am I right fellas? :rofl:

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pretty impressive